Chet Grissom credited as playing...
Detective Chasen
- Capt. Stottlemeyer: You looking forward to our little party, Alice?
- Alice Westergren: How long do these things usually last?
- Capt. Stottlemeyer: Well last year, Karen and I left at about 2:30 AM and Terry, Detective Chasen, was still standing on a table in his boxer shorts singing "Help Me Rhonda" in Spanish.
- Detective Chasen: [putting up a banner] That's a lie! I don't speak Spanish!
- Capt. Stottlemeyer: Oh yes, you do!
- Alice Westergren: Oh, and someone dropped this off at the front desk.
- [hands over the bottle of port]
- Capt. Stottlemeyer: [reads the note attached to the bottle] "Captain Leland Stottlemeyer."
- [opens the card]
- Capt. Stottlemeyer: "Captain Stottlemeyer, thank you for your business. Eastwood Auto Supply."
- [to Alice]
- Capt. Stottlemeyer: You know what this is, Alice? This is a bribe. Somebody is trying to influence public policy, and I believe it might work.