Ted Levine credited as playing...
Stottlemeyer
- Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Mr. van Ranken, we'd like permission to search your pie.
- Pat van Ranken: What?
- Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Please don't make me say that again.
- [Stottlemeyer has come to Ambrose's house]
- Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: [noticing the stuffed filing cabinet] What's with the filing cabinet?
- Sharona Fleming: Mail.
- Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Mail?
- Sharona Fleming: 30 years worth of mail.
- Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Okay. That makes sense. Not to me, but...
- [Adrian interrupts]
- Sharona Fleming: [answers phone] Hello? No, I'm his assistant, Sharona Fleming. Who's this? Hold on.
- [to Monk]
- Sharona Fleming: Adrian? You have a brother?
- [pause; everyone looks up, surprised]
- Adrian Monk: No.
- Sharona Fleming: [into phone] I'm sorry, sir. You must have the wrong Adrian Monk.
- [She hangs up. Immediately, the phone starts ringing again]
- Adrian Monk: Wait, wait, don't answer it! I... I might have a brother.
- Sharona Fleming: You told me you were an only child.
- Adrian Monk: I consider myself an only child. Look, we're not close. He has issues.
- Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: [raised eyebrow] Your brother has issues?
- Adrian Monk: Don't you people have work to do? There's a dead woman over there!