Hal March credited as playing...
- Renaldo: Sucker.
- Miss Buntwell: Oh, he seemed nice!
- Renaldo: They're all nice, as long as they sign that lifetime contract.
- [laughs]
- Renaldo: That kid'll be dancing 'till he's eighty.
- Micky: Hello, I'm George Michael Dolenz, Peter Tork's solicitor.
- Renaldo: Oh, yes, shows a lot of promise, lot of promise.
- Micky: Well, my client is an eccentric playboy, you see, and he has a strange affliction called ballpointitis.
- [Renaldo laughs]
- Micky: A need to sign long term contracts.
- Micky: Do you mean to tell me that if took this contract, and I signed it here...
- Renaldo: And there.
- Micky: And there.
- Renaldo: That I will be forced to take your dance class for life?
- Renaldo: Right, councilor, welcome to Renaldo's Dance Au Go Go.
- Renaldo: And now ladies, the moment you've been waiting for: your free introductary dance lesson, with Renaldo's Dancing Smoothies.
- Renaldo: What do you want?
- Peter: Would you show me how to do the box step again?
