Michael Nesmith credited as playing...
Mike
- Mike: Eh, you can't really expect us to teach a monster to sing?
- Dr. Mendoza: Well, he's not really a monster, he's a machine.
- Mike: Well, we can't tutor a computer.
- Mike: [Talking on the phone] Eh that's right officer, it's the big scary looking house on the very top of the hill. What? Oh, just a second I'll have to check.
- Mike: [walks over to Dr. Mendoza who is being tied up] Hey Doctor, what's the name of this street?
- Dr. Mendoza: Rosebud Lane.
- Mike: Rosebud - I thought that was the name of a sled?
- Mike: Ehm, Doctor Mendoza, I sort of assume that you want us to teach your friend Rock and Roll?
- Dr. Mendoza: That's right. Rock und Roll really appeals to the little monster.
- Davy: Oh, it's a child. Is he your son?
- Dr. Mendoza: Yes, I guess you could say he is my own flesh and blood. Hah!
- Mike: Who in the world are you?
- Dr. Mendoza's Daughter: I am the doctor's beautiful daugher.
- Micky: Oh eh, but what do you have to do with all this?
- Dr. Mendoza's Daughter: Nothing, I'm in the sequel.
- Mike: Hey doctor, you know, if we die, you could go to the chair for this.
- Dr. Mendoza: Hoho, there is very little danger of you dying. Gottfried von Schnitzler says this type of experiment need not be fatal.
- Mike: Who in the world is Gottfried von Schnitzler?
- Dr. Mendoza: Oh, you know Gottfried, he's a little boy who lives down the hill.