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Tony Shalhoub and Bitty Schram in Monk (2002)

Scott Wickware: IA Cop

Mr. Monk Goes to the Carnival

Monk

Scott Wickware credited as playing...

IA Cop

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  • TV Reporter: Lieutenant Adam Kirk is, of course, no stranger to controversy. Six years ago he was suspended for using excessive force-
  • [Stottlemeyer talks with Adam Kirk]
  • Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Have you been drinking?
  • Lt. Adam Kirk: I don't know. A taste.
  • Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Amphetamines? Anything? They're gonna want a blood test.
  • Lt. Adam Kirk: Bring it on.
  • TV Reporter: ...And he was in the news again recently when alleged killer Leonard Stokes accused him of police brutality.
  • [Two detectives approach Stottlemeyer and Adam]
  • IA Cop: Captain, we got to...
  • Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Come on, give me 30 seconds!
  • IA Cop: All right.
  • [They leave]
  • Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Internal Affairs is gonna try to rip you apart.
  • Lt. Adam Kirk: Well, they've been trying for years.
  • Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Look, Adam, is there something you wanna tell me? He pulled a knife, there was a fight, it was either you or him?
  • [Adam gets in Stottlemeyer's face]
  • Lt. Adam Kirk: Leland. Leland, I never touched him!
  • Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: There were bruises on his chest.
  • Lt. Adam Kirk: Well, he must've stuck himself!
  • Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: He stuck himself. All right, look, from this point forward, you don't say anything.
  • Lt. Adam Kirk: Mm-hmm.
  • Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: No, you don't speak English. I'm gonna call Sam Dwyer from PDA, and he'll send somebody over.
  • Lt. Adam Kirk: Leland, I never touched him!
  • Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Not a word. I'll talk to you later.

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