Pam Dawber credited as playing...
Mindy McConnell
- Mindy McConnell: Don't you think you should change your clothes first?
- Mork: Oh you're right, it's tough to be macho in a plastic green dress.
- Mindy McConnell: Mork, it can be against the law to go in somebody's apartment when they're not home, even if the door's not locked.
- Mork: Oh can you honestly say that since Watergate? Come on.
- Mork: What's a kleptomaniac?
- Mindy McConnell: Well a kleptomaniac is somebody who steals compulsively.
- Mork: Oh, like politicians.
- Policeman: Found him going back and forth on the highway.
- Mindy McConnell: Mork, why were you crossing the road?
- Mork: I think I was evolving a joke. Kept having an urge to get to the other side.
- Franklin Delano Bickley: [to his dog] You know Bicky, you're like my own son. If you could talk, I wonder what you'd say.
- Mork: You're a thief, pop!
- Franklin Delano Bickley: Well that hurts, Bicky, but... wait a minute, dogs can't talk, there must be some other animal in here. Come on out!
- Mindy McConnell: [coming out from behind his couch] Hi, Mister Bickley.
- Mork: [hands up] No shoot, GI, no shoot.
- Franklin Delano Bickley: [seeing a bunch of people bent over playing Twister] Please! Don't get up. They didn't all come in that way, did they? That's obscene, that looks like a Christmas card from Hugh Hefner.
- Mindy McConnell: It's a game, they're not supposed to fall over.
- Franklin Delano Bickley: Oh really?
- [kicks one player and knocks them all down]
- Mindy McConnell: Are you alright?
- Mork: Sure, I just love to play 'Squash the alien'.
- Mindy McConnell: Oh, could you breathe down there?
- Mork: Only out.
- Mindy McConnell: Oh, well I'm sorry all those people fell on you, Mork.
- Mork: Oh that's a great game, let's play another game like 'musical spikes' or 'hide and go kill'?
- Mindy McConnell: Why don't you just come out and say you don't want to play the silly game?
- Mork: I didn't want to be rude.
- Mindy McConnell: I can't believe you called all my friends!
- Mork: I can't believe what they called you!
- Mindy McConnell: Mork, that girl is not a criminal, she's a cheerleader!
- Mork: Oh so that's why when she told me to drop dead she spelled it out, 'Give me a D, give me an R, give me an O'.
- Mindy McConnell: I didn't know you were married.
- Franklin Delano Bickley: I lost her in 1966.
- [tears up]
- Mindy McConnell: Oh, I'm sorry...
- Franklin Delano Bickley: Every night, I pray... the old bat doesn't find me. She didn't like me either.