Tom Poston credited as playing...
Mr. Bickley
- Franklin Delano Bickley: [finding Mork's age machine] What's this, some electronic noise maker?
- Mork: No, it's a sign language radio for deaf people.
- [sign language while singing]
- Mork: I'll love you more than you'll ever know.
- Franklin Delano Bickley: [about the noise] Keep it down!
- Mork: [lowers his hand and continues] I'll love you more than you'll ever know.
- Franklin Delano Bickley: Who keeps sucking ice cubes and spitting them back into an empty cup?
- Julius: Oh, sorry!
- Franklin Delano Bickley: [to Mindy] And quit putting ice cubes in the drinks. Do you know what it's like to have 13 people above you all tinkling at the same time?
- Julius: Oh, sorry!
- Franklin Delano Bickley: [to his dog] You know Bicky, you're like my own son. If you could talk, I wonder what you'd say.
- Mork: You're a thief, pop!
- Franklin Delano Bickley: Well that hurts, Bicky, but... wait a minute, dogs can't talk, there must be some other animal in here. Come on out!
- Mindy McConnell: [coming out from behind his couch] Hi, Mister Bickley.
- Mork: [hands up] No shoot, GI, no shoot.
- Franklin Delano Bickley: [seeing a bunch of people bent over playing Twister] Please! Don't get up. They didn't all come in that way, did they? That's obscene, that looks like a Christmas card from Hugh Hefner.
- Mindy McConnell: It's a game, they're not supposed to fall over.
- Franklin Delano Bickley: Oh really?
- [kicks one player and knocks them all down]
- Mork: We'll try to be more quiet. We'll only play 'spin the sock', we'll replace our stereo needle with a Q-tip, and we'll all play charades wearing gloves.
- Franklin Delano Bickley: Shut up!
- Mork: Thank you!
- Franklin Delano Bickley: I'm not leaving until there's no more dancing, singing, laughing, talking or bodily sounds!
- Julius: Oh, sorry!
- Mindy McConnell: I didn't know you were married.
- Franklin Delano Bickley: I lost her in 1966.
- [tears up]
- Mindy McConnell: Oh, I'm sorry...
- Franklin Delano Bickley: Every night, I pray... the old bat doesn't find me. She didn't like me either.
- Franklin Delano Bickley: Do you know what it sounds like downstairs? It sounds like R2D2 trying to do soft shoe.