Rowan Atkinson credited as playing...
Mr. Bean
- [Mr. Bean starts playing around with the remote control for the TV in his hotel room. He eventually goes out into the corridor, dancing around and switching channels as his TV plays at a high volume. Finally a man from another room comes out, disturbed by the noise. Bean stops mucking around, hides the remote behind his back and pretends it's someone else making the noise. He shakes his head and knocks on his door]
- Mr. Bean: Will you be quiet?
- [he presses the remote between his back, the TV switches off]
- Mr. Bean: Sorted him out!
- [Mr. Bean curiously picks up the phone in his hotel room]
- Hotel Switchboard Operator: Hello?
- Mr. Bean: Hello!
- [he puts the phone down]
- [last lines]
- Danny La Rue: [walks up to Mr. Bean, who is wearing a glittery dress and a blonde woman's wig] 'Ere - that's my frock.
- [he yanks an earring out of Mr. Bean's ear]
- Mr. Bean: [yells in pain in consequence of the yank] Aargh!
- Hotel Manager: [handing Mr. Bean a check-in form and a pen] Would you like a pen, sir?
- Mr. Bean: Oh! Thank you very much.
- [thinking it's a gift, he puts the pen in his pocket then gets out his own pen and starts filling in the form]