John Abbott credited as playing...
Dr. Frankenstein IV
- Dr. Victor Frankenstein IV: Just fancy that. You mean to say that Johann is rendevouzing at Happy Valley lodge with your wife?
- Herman Munster: That's right. And I don't think it's what you English guys call 'cricket'.
- Dr. Victor Frankenstein IV: [calling on the phone] Mr Munster, this is Doctor Victor Frankenstein the fourth. I believe you were acquainted with my great grandpapa, the original Dr. Frankenstein?
- Herman Munster: [on the other line] Acquainted? He made me what I am today.
- Dr. Victor Frankenstein IV: [to Johann] Stop that pounding! If you don't behave, I shall take your brain out and put it in backwards.
- Dr. Victor Frankenstein IV: Before my grandfather perfected you, if you'll pardon the expression, he had one or two near misses.
- Herman Munster: Oh?
- Dr. Victor Frankenstein IV: Yes. Johann is one of the rejects. He was discovered, oh, about six months ago living in the woods on the old ancestral Frankenstein estate in Germany. He had managed to survived since 1815. Well, he was terribly uncivilized. Running about the countryside, frightening young maidens and terrifying the populace.
- Herman Munster: Well, I did a little of that myself before I got married.
- Herman Munster: [Lily has locked herself in a closet] Lily, you come out of there!
- Grandpa: Lily, please, open up!
- Dr. Victor Frankenstein IV: Do come out, madam, this is Johann's closet!