Fred Gwynne credited as playing...
Herman Munster
- Lily Munster: We ought to get to the bottom of this at supper.
- Herman Munster: Well, it may not be that serious, Lilly. It may have just slipped her mind. Things are always popping out of my head...
- Lily Munster: Yes, but with you, we can always put them back in.
- Herman Munster: Dancing has never been of my strong points. I guess you could say I have two left feet.
- Grandpa: That's what happens when they put someone together in the dark.
- Grandpa: Oh boy! He's got his head in the harp again!
- The Raven: Agh! What a crack up.
- Herman Munster: Eh, watch the face, I'm gonna be a star!
- Miss Valentine: Mr. Munster! Mr. Munster!
- Herman Munster: What is it?
- Miss Valentine: The music has stopped!
- Herman Munster: Don't bring me back now, I'm too far out!
- Miss Valentine: Oh, Mr. Mun...
- Miss Valentine: Man, it's wig city!