Joel Hodgson credited as playing...
Joel Robinson
- Tom Servo: This is the worst movie we've ever seen here.
- Joel: Oh really, what about "Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy"?
- Tom Servo: Oh, worse, worse.
- Crow T. Robot: What about "Side Hackers"?
- Tom Servo: Worse.
- Joel: "Cave Dwellers"?
- Tom Servo: Worse.
- Crow T. Robot: "Catalina Caper"?
- Tom Servo: Worse.
- Joel: "Pod people"?
- Tom Servo: Worse.
- Crow T. Robot: "Hell Cats"?
- Tom Servo: Oh, worse.
- Joel: "Daddy-O"?
- Tom Servo: Oh, worse.
- Crow T. Robot: "Rocket Attack USA"?
- Tom Servo: Worse.
- Joel: "Earth vs. the Spider"?
- Tom Servo: Oh, definitely worse!
- Crow T. Robot: "Ring of Terror"?
- Tom Servo: Worse.
- Joel: "It Conquered the World"?
- Tom Servo: Uh... yeah, worse.
- Crow T. Robot: "Lost Continent"?
- Tom Servo: Oh, worse.
- Tom Servo: Much worse.
- Crow T. Robot: "Giant Gila Monster"?
- Tom Servo: Oh, a whole lot worse.
- Joel: "The Manchingo Coniglium"?
- Tom Servo: Oh, huh?
- Crow T. Robot: Hey, "Teenagers from Outer Space" was much, much better!
- Tom Servo: [pause] It's a ton worse.
- Joel: "City Limits"?
- Tom Servo: Worse.
- Crow T. Robot: "War of the Colossal Beast"?
- Tom Servo: Worse.
- Joel: "Amazing Colossal Man"?
- Tom Servo: Worse.
- Crow T. Robot: "Fugitive Alien"?
- Tom Servo: Worse.
- Joel: Hmmm... "Fugitive Alien 2"?
- Tom Servo: Worse.
- Crow T. Robot: Uhh... "Master Ninja"?
- Tom Servo: Worse.
- Joel: Oh really? "Gamera"?
- Tom Servo: Worse, worse, worse, worse.
- Crow T. Robot: Mmmm... "Godzilla vs. Sea Monster"?
- Tom Servo: Worse, worse, worse, worse, worse.
- Joel: "Gamera vs. Zigra"?
- Tom Servo: Worse, worse.
- Crow T. Robot: ... vs. Baragon"?
- Tom Servo: Worse, worse, worse, worse, worse.
- Joel: "Gamera vs. Guiron"?
- Tom Servo: Worse, worse, worse.
- Crow T. Robot: How about "The Castle of Fu Manchu"!
- Tom Servo: OK, I'll grant you "Castle of Fu Manchu" was just as bad, but we've never done a worse film!
- Joel: "Moon Zero Two"?
- Tom Servo: Oh, worse.
- Crow T. Robot: "Women of the Prehistoric Planet"?
- Tom Servo: Worse.
- Joel: "Time of the Apes"?
- Tom Servo: Worse, worse.
- Crow T. Robot: "Wild Rebels"?
- Tom Servo: Worse.
- Joel: "Stranded in Space"?
- Tom Servo: Worse.
- Crow T. Robot: "King Dinosaur"?
- Tom Servo: Worse.
- Joel: "Mighty Jack"?
- Tom Servo: Worse.
- Crow T. Robot: "Rocketship X-M"?
- Tom Servo: Worse.
- Joel: "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"?
- Tom Servo: Worse.
- Crow T. Robot: "The Unearthly"?
- Tom Servo: [sounding more like Johnny Carson] Worse!
- Joel: "Teenage Caveman"?
- Tom Servo: Oh, worse.
- Crow T. Robot: "First Spaceship on Venus"?
- Tom Servo: Oh, worse, worse.
- Joel: "Space Travelers"?