Pauley Perrette credited as playing...
Abby Sciuto
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Does that say "Sex Wax"?
- Abby Sciuto: That it does. It comes in Cool, Warm and Tropical.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: How does it work?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Don't worry about it, Probie. Pretty sure you still need a girl first.
- [the DNA test proves positive]
- Abby Sciuto: Ding-ding-ding-ding! We have a winner! Tony, tell us what he's won!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [pretending to speak into a microphone] Well, Abby, he's won an all-expenses paid island vacation to sunny Leavenworth!
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [deadpan] Keep your day job.
- Abby Sciuto: Do you know how small a molecule is?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I do.
- Abby Sciuto: Shut up McGee!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I really like this new Abby.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: We must have lifted hundreds of prints, are you sure you ran all of them?
- Abby Sciuto: No McGee
- [sarcastically]
- Abby Sciuto: half-way through I got tired and said screw it.