Sean Murray credited as playing...
Timothy McGee
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Give it five seconds.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Until what?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Until he notices there's a...
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Bikini contest!
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Does that say "Sex Wax"?
- Abby Sciuto: That it does. It comes in Cool, Warm and Tropical.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: How does it work?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Don't worry about it, Probie. Pretty sure you still need a girl first.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [seeing their victim in a bathroom stall] That is one hell of a swirly.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: A "swirly"?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You take a kid by the ankles, dunk him in the toilet, then flush. Usually reserved for dorks. Does it look familiar, probie?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I don't think so. Noogies, sure. Wedgies, an occasional melvin. But, uh, no.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: If you two don't start working, I will show you hazing. And the Marine Corps does not do wedgies or noogies or melvins.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Thank you, boss.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I love the beach. Reminds me of college.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I thought you went to Ohio State.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I'm talking about spring break, probie.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [speaking of photos of Jordan] In the article, Petty Officer Jordan said they were taken by her boyfriend.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Thought she didn't date.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, she was pregnant, McGee. There's only one way that can happen.
- Abby Sciuto: Do you know how small a molecule is?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I do.
- Abby Sciuto: Shut up McGee!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I really like this new Abby.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: We must have lifted hundreds of prints, are you sure you ran all of them?
- Abby Sciuto: No McGee
- [sarcastically]
- Abby Sciuto: half-way through I got tired and said screw it.