Mark Harmon credited as playing...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- Lt. Cmdr. Allan Witten: I have a degree in Clinical Psychology. Do you have *any* expertise in the area, Agent Gibbs?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No. No I do not... just a BS meter.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What are you doing here Tobias?
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Can't an old friend just stop by?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Well you are old, I'll give you that.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [taunting Kate about her spring break photo] Kate, when they pour cold water over your chest, doesn't that sort of make you
- [shudders, to pantomime shivering]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Hey, DiNozzo! You do that again, I will put my boot so far up your ass.
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Now why don't I believe that?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Mostly because I'm a bastard.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Fornell is using Gibbs's computer when Gibbs walk in] Comfortable?
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Not really, there's no lumbar support. You should get a password to protect your computer.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That's what this is for.
- [shows his gun]
- Abby Sciuto: I cut myself all the time on burrs and edges.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You should try building a boat with hand tools after a couple of shots of Jack.