Pauley Perrette credited as playing...
Abby Sciuto
- Abby Sciuto: Thank you, sir.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Don't call me sir.
- Abby Sciuto: Thank you, ma'am.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Damn it! I keep losing his connection in Madrid!
- Abby Sciuto: Okay that's it! You need a break!
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: We don't have time for breaks, Abby.
- [Abby pushes his chair into her office]
- Abby Sciuto: We don't! But *you* do!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs enters] How many times have I told you, he's not a toy!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: A train track?
- Abby Sciuto: Yes that would be the obvious choice. But there isn't a second "thunk" or a "thack" not even a "thock" in that track.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You've been reading a lot of Dr. Seuss books?
- Abby Sciuto: You know I love me some Theodore Geisel.
- Officer Ziva David: Don't worry, Abby. Sometimes you can't see the jungle for the ferns.
- Abby Sciuto: Uh... right.
- [Gibbs calls the team in on a day off, Abby comes in wearing a construction worker's tool belt and hard hat]
- Abby Sciuto: Where's the tape now?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: On the way to your lab.
- Abby Sciuto: [replacing her hard hat] Then so am I.