Zac Efron credited as playing...
Daniel Austin
- Danny: He's bluffing, there's no such thing as "genital cuffs."
- Tim: But what if there is?
- Danny: Yeah, what if Geck finds out we ratted on him?
- Tim: I mean, these guys aren't even cops, they're some secret government agency! Did you see the way that chick was playing with her knife?
- Danny: Yeah, I know... it was kind of hot, like Salma Hayek in "Desperado."
- Officer Ziva David: [appearing behind them, casually holding her knife] Never seen that.
- Officer Ziva David: Who's on the phone?
- Danny: Uh, my girlfriend.
- [Ziva takes the phone]
- Officer Ziva David: [flirtatiously] Hi...
- [giggles]
- Officer Ziva David: Oh, my God! Don't touch me there!
- Danny's Girlfriend: What?
- Officer Ziva David: He's gonna have to call you back. Bye.
- Danny's Girlfriend: What? Wait a sec...!
- [Ziva hangs up the phone]
- Officer Ziva David: [to Danny] You're busted.
- Danny: We didn't know the phone was stolen!
- Tim: We bought it from a guy we know at school.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I want the name, Beavis.
- Danny: Well, we don't, like, "know" know him.
- Tim: Yeah, meaning we don't exactly know his name.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, I, like, think you're, like, totally, like, lying... like. You want to know why?
- Danny: 'Cause you're old?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [chuckles] Funny guy. You're playing a dangerous game, small fry.