Gary Kraus credited as playing...
Chuck Parnell
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [quietly, to Ziva] Will you please calm down. This guy is a little jumpy, and nervous, so just relax. No sudden moves, all right?
- [Ziva removes her cuffs, kicks the security guard's gun away, and pins him to the floor, aiming the gun at his chest]
- Security Officer Chuck Parnell: No, no! Don't shoot! Don't-don't shoot!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Nobody's gonna shoot anyone. Right, Officer David?
- Officer Ziva David: He called me a dirtbag.
- Security Officer Chuck Parnell: [whimpering] I'm sorry, ma'am.
- Officer Ziva David: [angrier] "Ma'am?"
- [Tony facepalms]
- Security Officer Chuck Parnell: Make any sudden moves, I shoot. Do we understand each other?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Okay, relax, Quick-draw. We're feds.
- Security Officer Chuck Parnell: Yeah? What agency?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo, Officer Ziva David: NCIS.
- Security Officer Chuck Parnell: Never heard of it.
- Officer Ziva David: Naval Criminal Investigative Ser...
- Security Officer Chuck Parnell: Never-heard-of-it.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [sighs] You never actually get used to that. You think you will, but you never do.
- Security Officer Chuck Parnell: Cuff yourself to him.
- Officer Ziva David: I'd rather you shoot me first.
- Security Officer Chuck Parnell: [into his radio] Central. I got two suspects claiming to be feds.
- [no response]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No little red light on the radio, means the radio not working.