Sasha Alexander credited as playing...
Caitlin Todd
- Detective Rachel Rapp: Lieutenant, your ex-wife just called.
- Lt. Cheney: Which one?
- Detective Rachel Rapp: The nasty one.
- Lt. Cheney: You're gonna have to be more specific.
- Caitlin Todd: This is too weird.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Definitely.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Good weird.
- Abby Sciuto: The only blood type at the scene was O-positive.
- Caitlin Todd: Petty Officer Lambert's O-positive.
- Abby Sciuto: It's the most common blood type there is. I shipped a DNA sample to the Armed Forces Registry.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Fingerprints we lifted his?
- Abby Sciuto: [showing a positive match] Your missing corpse is Petty Officer Lambert.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Unidentified prints.
- Abby Sciuto: I have not had time to run all the prints that you lifted yet.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Blood spatter analysis.
- Abby Sciuto: Okay, Gibbs, I know you think I'm Supergirl... actually, my hair's more like Wonder Woman. Or Isis. Or the Powerpuff girl.
- Caitlin Todd: I've always been partial to Xena.
- Abby Sciuto: I don't know about her. No self-respecting superhero should wear open-toed shoes.
- Caitlin Todd: Oh, I agree.
- Caitlin Todd: Last time I'm gonna tell you, Tony. Don't answer my phone, use my computer, read my mail, look through my purse, scan my PDA, or touch my cell phone ever.
- Anthony DiNozzo: [on the phone] And an extra side of hash browns.
- [hanging up]
- Anthony DiNozzo: Just so we're clear, Kate, I didn't do any of those things. Zero. Zip. Nada.
- Caitlin Todd: Then how did you know where I went to breakfast?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Logo on the coffee cup in your wastebasket.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Anyone invite you into this conversation, probie?
- Caitlin Todd: You looked through my trash?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Did you say it was off-limits? Huh? Did ya?
- Caitlin Todd: Why do you do these things?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Sharpening my investigative skills.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Grab your gear.
- Caitlin Todd: What's up?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: A dead sailor.
- Caitlin Todd: We didn't get any calls.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Saw it on the news, huh, boss?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Hey, DiNozzo, for once, you're right.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: How many calls a day do you make?
- Roland Kesta: Somewhere between three and four hundred.
- Caitlin Todd: You ever feel guilty calling people uninvited, intruding into their lives?
- Roland Kesta: At first, a little. When you get cursed at a couple hundred times, you get over it.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Why'd you keep selling when you knew something was very wrong?
- Roland Kesta: My boss doesn't want us to stop selling for any reason. He's got the compassion of a cluster bomb.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: We have one advantage over Petty Officer Lambert: he doesn't know we know he's still alive.
- Caitlin Todd: I'll flag his accounts; bank, credit, ATM, e-mail.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Kate, this mojo faked his own death. Left his laptop, wallet, cell phone, and car behind. Do you really think he's gonna swipe the old charge card at the local Drugs R Us?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Tony's right.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Thanks, boss.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: But you check it anyway, Kate. You never know.
- Caitlin Todd: Enough, Tony. I have nothing to hide.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Really? Hmm. For someone with nothing to hide, you seem awfully concerned about what other people think about you.
- Caitlin Todd: Why, because I get upset when you go through my personal belongings?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Exactly.
- Caitlin Todd: Well, Tony, some people enjoy having a private life. Unlike you, we don't go around informing everyone about the frequency of our hooking up.
- Anthony DiNozzo: In a slump?
- Caitlin Todd: Gibbs, Mansur withdrew $6,000 from his bank account the week before he moved out.
- Anthony DiNozzo: He's also moved three times in the last six years. This last time... well, he didn't file a change of address at the post office. Thank you.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Whatever the hell this is, they're in it together.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah, but what is "whatever the hell this is"?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Find Mansur...
- Anthony DiNozzo: Yes, and we'll find out. I know, boss. I'm trying.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Try harder.
- Caitlin Todd: You know, Gibbs, maybe Lambert faked his own death to get out of the Navy. You know, wanted to make a few bucks like his roomie.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Not likely. His enlistment was up in five months.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: He erased his hard drive.
- Abby Sciuto: No problem.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: He used a DOD-certified wipe program.
- Abby Sciuto: Uh-oh.
- Caitlin Todd: "Uh-oh" doesn't sound good.
- Abby Sciuto: It's not. A DOD wipe not only deletes, but it overwrites seven times.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: There's no way to recapture the information, boss.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Why would he use something like that on his home computer?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Well, he's an information systems tech, and it could be just a matter or course, or he could be...
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Hiding something.
- Detective Primo Monteleone: I've never paid for it in my life.
- Caitlin Todd: Uh huh.
- Detective Primo Monteleone: Well, I was 15 and my cousin Anzo paid Maggie O'Brien for the both of us, but that doesn't count.
- Caitlin Todd: Yes it does, Tony.
- Detective Primo Monteleone: I'm Primo.
- Caitlin Todd: Sorry, I can't tell you apart.