Kimberly Oja: Karen Wilkerson

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Karen Wilkerson

Karen Wilkerson: [while working on Gibbs' boat] - Familiar with this new advance in technology, called... power tools ?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Close your eyes.
[She closes them]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Mm. Feel the wood ? You don't get a sensation like that from a power tool.
Karen Wilkerson: [laughing]

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You got a smoke?
Karen Wilkerson: Well, that surprises me.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [she offers him a cigarette] Thank you.
Karen Wilkerson: Mm-hmm.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Ever been to Sicily?
Karen Wilkerson: Interesting segue. No.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Capaci's a town outside Palermo. In '91, there was a Mafia don sitting in a hillside orchard chain smoking, watching the road below. Two cars in a tight formation came around the corner. The don hit a switch. The road exploded. It killed the chief magistrate prosecuting the Sicilian Mafia, his wife and three kids. The Italian carabinari, they found the cigarette butts in the orchard. Sent them to our FBI lab. They matched the DNA from the saliva on the filters to the don. It's the first time that DNA was ever used successfully to prosecute a killer.
Karen Wilkerson: You are a very strange man.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Yeah. Yeah... it's about to get stranger.
[putting on a pair of rubber gloves, he takes, stubs out, and bags her lit cigarette]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Karen, I hope that the DNA on this cigarette doesn't match the butts where Dion was executed. Oh, I really do.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You never suspected Petty Officer Lambert of abusing his access to the Navy drug system?
Karen Wilkerson: Not until you showed up. When NCIS investigates a sailor who's been UA one day, there's something wrong.

Karen Wilkerson: What made you suspicious, Agent Gibbs?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: A murder that didn't happen. Your petty officer faked his own death. He wanted us looking for his body instead of him.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: We'd have done it, too, if Abby hadn't found the hinky blood trail.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Thieves are just like gamblers. They never quit when they're ahead. Why would Petty Officer Lambert?
Karen Wilkerson: In five days, the new software system goes online. He must've been afraid it would pick up his scam.
P.O. Niles Wilson: Got it. He had this prescription sent to box 781, Mail Boxes Etc., Fourteenth Street.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: McGee, you two keep pulling Lambert's scrips. See if there are any in the pipeline.

Karen Wilkerson: I don't believe him. If two of my people were ripping off the system, I should be fired for incompetence.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: They weren't both doing it. Petty Officer Wilson caught onto the scam.
Karen Wilkerson: Well, if he caught on, I should have.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: They sat next to each other.
Karen Wilkerson: You're not very computer-literate, are you, Jethro?