Mark Harmon credited as playing...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You know, I bet this is why your second wife came after you with a nine iron, isn't it. You just refused to sit down and... talk things through.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Actually, that wasn't it at all.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Oh? So what was it, then?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: A seven iron.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [after Tony throws himself in front of a wave. Tony stands up shivering] You okay? What is it?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Shrinkage.
- Gina: I just really hate tanlines, don't you?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Sometimes I lay awake at night thinking about that.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I think he had concerns about performance.
- CIA Director Roper: Well you're WRONG!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [turning to Kate] I try so *hard*... not to be wrong, don't I, Kate?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You're very conscientious in that regard, Gibbs.
- Ben Richmond: Are you insinuating I had something to do with Tom Egan's death?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I try so hard not to insinuate, don't I Kate?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You rarely insinuate, Gibbs.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, all I'm doing now is taking your records.
- Ben Richmond: I'm calling my legal counsel!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I would bet that he would insinuate plenty.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You still in touch with your old NASA boyfriend?
- Abby Sciuto: He *wasn't* a boyfriend. He was a *boytoy*! And yes, we IM everyday.
- Worth: What's NCIS?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Navy Criminal Investigative Service.
- Worth: [trns and walks away from Kate] I've got nothing to talk to you about.
- [walks up the stairs and is met by Gibbs]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I'm Special Agent Gibbs, the same agency you haven't heard of before, only I don't take it personally any more.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You still *don't* believe she knew about her husband's affair?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: The wife's always the last one to know, Gibbs!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Don't believe it!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well let's just say that she's more appealing from a distance... a geosynchronous distance.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: She didn't look to bad to me.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It's *not* that. She's just not my *type*.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [slight chuckle] Really? A female hardbody who likes to take her clothes off is not your type?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I guess not.
- CIA Assistant Director Jonathan Overmeier: I'm not denying we have the capability, but you know as well as I do it would be a *violation* of CIA *mandate* to operate domestically.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Right.
- [slight chuckle]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You never do anything illegal. We have the same Uncle writing our paychecks. We do what we do to get the job done.
- CIA Assistant Director Jonathan Overmeier: I appreciate the sentiment, Agent Gibbs.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I don't have the need to know why you have a satellite pointed at Little Creek. I have a murder to solve. I could use your help.
- CIA Assistant Director Jonathan Overmeier: There's nothing I can do to help you Special Agent Gibbs.
- [rising up]
- CIA Assistant Director Jonathan Overmeier: If you'll excuse me.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [as they're about to talk to Lt. Egan] No matter how many times I do this, it never gets any easier.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: We should have had DiNozzo handle this interview.
- [Gibbs stares at Kate]
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Just kidding!