Sean Murray credited as playing...
Timothy McGee
- [McGee is innocently drinking coffee that Tony gave him without mentioning that it belongs to Gibbs]
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Enjoying that coffee, McGee?
- Timothy McGee: Uh, yeah!
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: It's not too hot?
- Timothy McGee: [pause] It's your coffee. I'm, uh... Sorry, Boss. I'll get you another one.
- [to Tony and Kate]
- Timothy McGee: Thanks.
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: Yeah, maybe next time you should remember Rule Twenty-Three.
- Tony DiNozzo: Is that the one about not marrying a woman who eats more than you do?
- Marine Sgt. Chris Hegarty: You never mess with a Marine's coffee, if you want to live, Agent DiNozzo.
- Tony DiNozzo: [laughs] That's right.
- [as McGee leaves]
- Tony DiNozzo: Dead man walking!
- [McGee is hacking into the computer of an adult website]
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: How long is this going to take?
- Timothy McGee: Wha... there's a number of different variables - code complexity, accuracy of the logs, software...
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You have one hour.
- Timothy McGee: Or... one hour.
- [last lines]
- Tony DiNozzo: Yep, it's amazing what you can do with computers these days, Kate.
- Timothy McGee: Sure is, Tony. Hey, I've, uh, got a little somethin' you might be interested in.
- Tony DiNozzo: Who's this supposed to be?
- Timothy McGee: I tracked down your cyber babe for you. Hot Jugs 24.
- [McGee shows picture of big, bald, tattooed dude in undershirt. Kate laughs]
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, she's a real keeper, DiNozzo.
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: I wonder if he wears a sports bra.