Sean Murray credited as playing...
Timothy McGee
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: You know maybe you should expand the list, just to include people that just hate you.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Hate me? Nobody hates me.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Paula Cassidy.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Don't go there! People like me. I'm a nice guy!
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: What about the, ah, woman that posted your picture on the herpes-alert website?
- Officer Ziva David: [reading from a heavy reference book] For a Caucasian female, a factor of 2.90 is multiplied by the tibia length...
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [typing] Okay, autopsy report says tibia is 38.34 centimeters.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What are you doing?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: We are calculating our Jane Doe's probable height and weight.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Why didn't you ask me?
- Officer Ziva David: [rolls her eyes] Tony, these are complex equations we're dealing with.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Whatever, she was, what... five-eight? So she's like 125, 126 pounds.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Okay, 111.186 for adipose. Density of musculature?
- Officer Ziva David: Add 61.53.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: 172.72 centimeters for height...
- Officer Ziva David: Ducky estimates 57.0 kilograms in weight.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Converting to imperial... and we're done.
- [They look at the results]
- Officer Ziva David: [in disbelief] She's five-foot-eight.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [in disbelief] One-twenty-five-and-a-half pounds.
- [They both look at Tony, who shrugs modestly]