Mark Harmon credited as playing...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- Abby Sciuto: I found calcium which is present in human bones, but no phosphorus.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Which means?
- Abby Sciuto: There really is no foreplay with you, is there, Gibbs?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What, you been talking to my ex-wives again?
- Officer Ziva David: The lawyer drooled over Tony, why doesn't he just sleep with her?
- [Tony and McGee exchange looks]
- Officer Ziva David: What? It's a viable interrogation technique.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Nodding] I've done it.
- [Says getting up and leaving]
- Officer Ziva David: Me too.
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Do you think it would be inappropriate if, as Director, I went in there and smacked that smile off her face?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [chuckles] Yeah, it would. But that's what you have me for.
- Officer Ziva David: I didn't know your nickname was Honey Buns?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Only Naiomi and I call him that.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Didn't think you were going to say anything about that boss.
- Abby Sciuto: We found traces of blood on three of the knives we got from Martin Boussard's room.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: And all three came back the same type.
- Officer Ziva David: Captain Wayne's?
- Abby Sciuto: Nope.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard, Abby Sciuto: Chicken.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Well, it's not an uncommon substance to find at a voodoo ritual.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah or at a KFC.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: When they answer the phone, what are you going to say, officer David? Hey, we found your car. Anybody at Epsilon missing a head?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We don't believe in coincidences around here Ziva.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: However, we do believe in bad luck.
- Jocelyn Wayne: Thank you, Agent Gibbs. And Parker would never forgive me if I didn't say, Semper Fi.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Fair winds and following seas, ma'am.