Mark Harmon credited as playing...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: As a Marine sniper, I used hand-loaded Lapua .308 boat-tail, full metal jacket, moly-coated bullets.
- Abby Sciuto: Gibbs...
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You know what a sniper calls a Bravo 51?
- Abby Sciuto: No.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: A Kate.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That bastard already killed one of my people, he's trying to kill more! I'll tell you something else, no suit with a tight sphincter is getting in my way, and that includes you, Jen.
- [after each sees the other with a woman they don't know]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You first.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ziva David. She's here to stop you from wacking Ari. Yours?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Director Jenny Shepard. Same mission.
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Are you going to have a problem taking orders from me?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: As Director or as a woman?
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Either.
- Tom Morrow: Anyway, you're not my problem anymore, Jethro.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You firing me, sir?
- Tom Morrow: I've been offered a Deputy Directors position at Homeland Security.
- Tom Morrow: You'd leave NCIS, sir?
- Tom Morrow: Well, the agency could use some younger blood.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Well, who'd be replacing you, sir?
- Tom Morrow: [smirks]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Not me!
- Tom Morrow: [laughs] Much as I like you, Jethro, I would not shoot NCIS in the *head*.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [shakes his head]
- Tom Morrow: He's your problem now, Director.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: And if Ziva leads me to Ari?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Shadow, but call me.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: So you can bring him in?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, so I can bring him in...
- [to himself]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: to autopsy.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Wait! You won't call a boat a she; but it's sister agencies?
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: I'm a schizoid-libber, comes from working with chauvinist like you.