Pauley Perrette credited as playing...
Abby Sciuto
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What about gunshot residue?
- Abby Sciuto: The instant shooter kit came back negative on Porter's skin, shirt, and pants.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Could've worn gloves...
- Abby Sciuto: Or he could've changed his clothes. I'm way ahead of you, Gibbs. That's why I'm doing a full analysis on all of Porter's wardrobe.
- [as Gibbs]
- Abby Sciuto: How long, Abby?
- [as herself]
- Abby Sciuto: Well it's gonna take some time. And since this stuff doesn't smell very good, I don't think laundry was a priority...
- [as Gibbs]
- Abby Sciuto: Abs!
- [as herself]
- Abby Sciuto: Um, two hours. Whenever I know something, you'll know something.
- [as Gibbs]
- Abby Sciuto: You got one! Anything else?
- [as herself]
- Abby Sciuto: Yes, as a matter of fact. This is for you.
- [hands Gibbs a coffee]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Why?
- Abby Sciuto: For getting me out of sensitivity training. We were about to do trust falls and those guys in administration have wandering hands.
- [as Gibbs]
- Abby Sciuto: Just give me their names, Abs, and I'll break 'em for you!
- [as herself]
- Abby Sciuto: I know you will, Gibbs. And that is why I love you.
- [Gibbs gives her a peck on the cheek]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Not exactly groundbreaking police work there.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [smacks the back of McGee's head] She's not done yet.
- Abby Sciuto: Thank you, Gibbs.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Tell me I didn't just smack McGee for no good reason.
- Abby Sciuto: You didn't just smack McGee for no good reason.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [Abby punches his arm] What was that for?
- Abby Sciuto: For mocking my groundbreaking police work.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I wasn't mocking your -
- [Abby makes a fist]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: It won't happen again.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [about the murder weapon] Bullets?
- Abby Sciuto: Um, cross-point .40-caliber Smith & Wesson, also called a "Short and Wimpy," although I do not know why.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: They lack the power of a 10mm Auto load.
- Abby Sciuto: Yeah, I guess you don't need a lot of stopping power when you're gunning down housewives.