Sean Murray credited as playing...
Timothy McGee
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: A good investigator doesn't sit around. He assumes everything he's been told is false until it checks out. I want you to check every possible lead, every possible angle.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: On it, Boss.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: There's only one time I want you to stop, McGee.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: When you tell me.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No! When you're satisfied! When YOU'RE SATISIFIED!
- Officer Ziva David: This is not one of your stupid action movies, Tony.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No, it isn't. If it was you'd be dressed differently.
- Officer Ziva David: And you'd be far better looking.
- [McGee laughs]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [to McGee] You'd be dead by the opening credits!
- [Ziva laughs]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Did you ever stop to think that maybe I am the plucky comic relief?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Not exactly groundbreaking police work there.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [smacks the back of McGee's head] She's not done yet.
- Abby Sciuto: Thank you, Gibbs.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Like my father always said, "Be careful who you marry, Anthony. She may end up being a homicidal maniac."
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Your father actually said that to you?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No, but I'm pretty sure he thought it.
- Officer Ziva David: Probably he knew your taste in women.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Do you think it was a hate crime?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: No. I definitely don't think it was a hate crime. In my experience there's only one color in the Marines.
- Officer Ziva David: By what I've seen of your Marine Corps, it's ethnically diverse.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: He means green, Ziva, and I think he's right.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [Abby punches his arm] What was that for?
- Abby Sciuto: For mocking my groundbreaking police work.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I wasn't mocking your -
- [Abby makes a fist]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: It won't happen again.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Sensitivity training's going to have to wait. A double homicide at Quantico, Marine wives. Grab your gear!
- Officer Ziva David: [fist-pumps] Yes!
- [DiNozzo and McGee both look at her]
- Officer Ziva David: Inappropriate?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: A bit.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Boss, did you find her?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, McGee. She's hiding in my coffee cup.