Michael Weatherly credited as playing...
Anthony DiNozzo
- Abby Sciuto: [to McGee] You're not listening to a word I'm saying. I'm pregnant, McGee. Twins. Haven't told the father yet. It's Gibbs. I know it's wrong, but something about his silver hair gets me all tingly inside.
- Tony: [Tony walks in] Excuse me for a second, I think I'm going to vomit.
- Abby Sciuto: I'm joking, Tony. Except for that part about Gibbs's hair. That is really hot.
- Kyle Boone: Hey, you think she screamed when he cut her tongue out, Gibbs?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I don't know. Why don't you ask her yourself?
- [Paula Cassidy appears in the corridor. Boone's eyes widen]
- NCIS Special Agent Paula Cassidy: I'm afraid your lawyer's going to miss your execution tomorrow.
- Tony: He's kind of dead.
- [Boone is speechless]
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Enjoy Hell.
- [Boone is dragged away by the guards, screaming]
- Ducky: [takes slice of pizza from Tony and tosses it in the trash]
- Tony: Hey!
- Ducky: Do you even know the difference between good and bad cholesterol, Tony?
- Tony: No, but I'm assuming it has something to do with taste.
- Ducky: Bad is what came back on your last blood test.
- Ducky: [hands boxed pizza to McGee] Dispose of this, please.
- Tony: Hey, hey, hey! That cost me sixteen bucks, that pizza.
- Tony: [looking down Paula's blouse] Well. that's nice. You know what's even nicer? My current view. Victoria's Secret?
- NCIS Special Agent Paula Cassidy: Well enjoy it as long as you can Agent DiNozzo. Cuz that's as close as you're gonna get.
- NCIS Special Agent Paula Cassidy: When is Gibbs going to start his interrogation?
- Tony: When he's ready.
- NCIS Special Agent Paula Cassidy: You might want to tell him to hurry. He's got less than 48 hours before Boone's scheduled to be executed.
- Tony: I've got a better idea, Paula. Why don't you tell him?
- NCIS Special Agent Paula Cassidy: 'Cause I'm not stupid.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Do we even have knee pads?
- Tony: Equipment and inventory is Kate's job. You might want to ask
- [he stops talking, remember Kate is gone]