Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs

Minimum Security

Leroy Jethro Gibbs

Special Agent Leory Jethro Gibbs: [speaking of Easter Eggs] They were hidden in the porn?
Abby Sciuto: My cursor has moved across places that would make Tony blush.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Try and brand the cologne.
Abby Sciuto: Why, you want some?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: She looks awfully lonely back there.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: So?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: So, I think one of us should go and keep her company.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Why?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: She is one of us.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Kate... *scoffs*
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: What?
[Gibbs gives Kate the "whatever" look]
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Well, I can't let her ride alone.
[Tony unbuckles himself before Kate does and walks back over to Cassidy]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Why is it that women always want to fix what doesn't need fixing?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Makes us feel all warm inside.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: So does scotch, but it doesn't cost you a house.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [after Tony apologizes to Cassidy] Why is Agent DiNozzo sorry?
Special Agent Paula Cassidy: Because he blew his chance to get laid.

Abby Sciuto: Perfume is expensive, Gibbs. I can't just hang out at the Macy's tester tray with my lab kit. They frown on that sort of behavior.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Buy what you need to, Abby, we'll deal with it later.
Abby Sciuto: Bold, Gibbs. Bold.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Bumps into Tony in the elevator] You had better have a good reason for spilling my coffee.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I do. I booked us on the first AMC flight to Gitmo tomorrow.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Unbook it.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I knew it! I told Kate you were pulling my leg.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: The Navy's giving us a priority ride today.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You mean it?
[Gets the stare from Gibbs]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You do mean it?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Normally I hate priority rides, but who cares if it's going...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What's wrong with priority rides?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: C'mon, boss. You're telling me you like sitting on canvas seats slimmed between cargo pallets?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, makes me feel like I'm back in the Corps.

Abby Sciuto: Perfume is the most powerful accessory a woman can wear.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, well, how much did all this power cost us?
Abby Sciuto: Around fifteen hundred.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Fifteen hundred dollars?
Abby Sciuto: Well, not including the tax. I stuck to the thirty most popular scents hoping we'd get lucky.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Ah, how fiscally responsible, Ab.

William Gamal: Well, the psychiatrist examined him and is worried for his mental health.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Why is it that women always wanna fix what doesn't need fixing?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: It makes us feel all warm inside.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: So does Scotch