Pauley Perrette credited as playing...
Abby Sciuto
- Special Agent Leory Jethro Gibbs: [speaking of Easter Eggs] They were hidden in the porn?
- Abby Sciuto: My cursor has moved across places that would make Tony blush.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Try and brand the cologne.
- Abby Sciuto: Why, you want some?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women.
- Abby Sciuto: Perfume is expensive, Gibbs. I can't just hang out at the Macy's tester tray with my lab kit. They frown on that sort of behavior.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Buy what you need to, Abby, we'll deal with it later.
- Abby Sciuto: Bold, Gibbs. Bold.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [re: images Abby's viewing] This isn't yours, I hope.
- Abby Sciuto: No. It's off Sa'id's harddrive. SOMETHING's wrong! The files are too big.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [slight chuckle] Not just the files.
- Abby Sciuto: Perfume is the most powerful accessory a woman can wear.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, well, how much did all this power cost us?
- Abby Sciuto: Around fifteen hundred.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Fifteen hundred dollars?
- Abby Sciuto: Well, not including the tax. I stuck to the thirty most popular scents hoping we'd get lucky.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Ah, how fiscally responsible, Ab.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: I don't see Chanel No. 5.
- Abby Sciuto: Does anyone wear that anymore?
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: My mother does.
- Abby Sciuto: Really.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Ever since Marilyn Monroe confessed that Chanel No. 5 was all she wore to bed.
- Abby Sciuto: So... does your mother...
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Unfortunately, yes. Makes for terribly awkward slumber parties.