David McCallum credited as playing...
Donald Mallard
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [re: images Abby's viewing] This isn't yours, I hope.
- Abby Sciuto: No. It's off Sa'id's harddrive. SOMETHING's wrong! The files are too big.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [slight chuckle] Not just the files.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: I don't see Chanel No. 5.
- Abby Sciuto: Does anyone wear that anymore?
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: My mother does.
- Abby Sciuto: Really.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Ever since Marilyn Monroe confessed that Chanel No. 5 was all she wore to bed.
- Abby Sciuto: So... does your mother...
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Unfortunately, yes. Makes for terribly awkward slumber parties.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: I did find a gallbladder once with almost a kilo of large stones. Of course, the victim was a sumo wrestler who weighed over 200 kilos. He was in the middle of a bout, he just went psh-boom.