Sean Murray credited as playing...
Timothy McGee
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I could not imagine a worse way to go.
- Abby Sciuto: I could.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: She planted herself on a barbed wire fence. What could possibly be worse?
- Abby Sciuto: My top three are: falling in a wood chipper, drowning in lava, and being eaten by a shark.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: The camera must've added about ten pounds to me.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Actually, that was your refrigerator, Probie.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [handing one of the models his business card] If you remember anything else that might help, please give us a call.
- Officer Ziva David: It's called a business card. Maybe you can have one of the marines to read it for you.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I think I have something, Boss.
- [pause]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Are you waiting for me to guess, Elflord?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: How did you track him down?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Got an urgent call from the President.
- [McGee looks confused]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: His Am-Ex records were in the fax machine, McGee.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [arriving at a motel] Millions of dollars, a supermodel girlfriend, and this is where he stays?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [indicates a snazzy BMW] Well, he showed up in style.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I think I would've rather slept in the car.