Mark Harmon credited as playing...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- [about a dead body]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Any more tattoos?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No, just the rose on Kate's butt.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [without missing a beat] It's not a rose.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Gunny Vestman. Special Agent Gibbs.
- [shows his badge]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: N.C.I.S.
- Gunnery Sergeant Vestman: Recall an M.P. Gibbs. Lejeune. Long time ago.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Could be.
- Gunnery Sergeant Vestman: He was high and tight.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [scratching his head] Not exactly long and shaggy, Gunny.
- Gunnery Sergeant Vestman: Seen sheep dogs shorter!
- [Tony is ranting about why he can't drive the car]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You can't drive because you're not going.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh. That's different.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: His leg was found in a Clarksburgh, West Virginia trash bin early this morning.
- Captain Brent Peters: Just the leg?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: So far.
- Captain Brent Peters: How deteriorated was the leg?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: It wasn't. The M.E. estimated that he had died within the previous twenty-four hours.
- [Dr. Peters gives Gibbs a confused look]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: There a problem?
- Captain Brent Peters: According to his military record, PFC Doren died two years ago.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: You know, I recall a case in The Forensic Journal where the only evidence was a thumb in the coin return of a pay phone.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah? And?
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Well, that's the only part I remember.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: With the absence of hemorrhagic tissue around the point of injury, I'd say the limb was severed postmortem.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Time of death?
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [scoffing] From a leg? I'll tell you what, Gibbs. You find me a liver in that leg, and I'll estimate you a time of death.