Pauley Perrette credited as playing...
Abby Sciuto
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [as he finishes setting up the sensors] You know if this works, Abs, you're a genius.
- Abby Sciuto: Oh Tony, tell me something I *don't* know.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I once dated my high school music teacher.
- Abby Sciuto: Really? What was his name?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [fake chuckle] Cute.
- Abby Sciuto: [Abby having just found a bullet in a doll's head] Ah-ha!
- [Imitating Ducky]
- Abby Sciuto: Gerald? To Abby, please.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Does Ducky know you do that?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [up on a telephone pole] Gibbs gets dress blue charlies, I look like one of the Village People.
- Abby Sciuto: Ha-ha. Maybe you could find a local cop and get a dance rountine goin'.