David McCallum credited as playing...
Donald Mallard
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Can we hurry it up. Don't think Gunnery Sergeant Alvarez would appreciate being seen like this.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: You *knew* the man?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Nope.
- [Gibbs walks away. Ducky talks to the corpse]
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: If it's any consolation, Gunny, Gibbs is the absolute *best* we have.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: We can get the trajectory, no problem.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: The competition's gonna be for the bullet.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: I don't think the unfortunate Staff Sergeant Allen isn't going to be much use there. The bullet passed clean through.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Then I suggest we help our "good friends", the FBI, find it. Tony, make a hole.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [to Ducky] Scalpel.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Kate, find the bullet.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Gibbs is the absolute best we got. My assistant, on the other hand... Well, that's the problem today, isn't it? The technological advances of the so-called Internet generation with their MP3 players, their iPods and video games, spinning themselves into a self-induced state of Attention Deficit Disorder. They're barely absorbing one cluster of information before the next one strikes their fancy.