Sean Murray credited as playing...
Timothy McGee
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: McGee, Kate's never been sake bombing.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Yeah, I don't think I have, either.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I work with a pair of wankers.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [entering] And you make three, DiNozzo.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Morning, boss.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Honey dust. I give it to girls... women, sorry Kate. I give it to women Christmastime. Very sensuous. You apply it with a feather.
- Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You don't use the whole chicken?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Never heard of honey dust.
- Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Yeah, that's 'cause your mother raised you to respect women, McGee.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: It makes a woman's skin feel silky smooth. When kissed, it tastes like honey. Got a box of honey dust last Christmas. No card.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I think the post office screwed up, boss. Someone else got your bottle of Jack.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [finding out DiNozzo's test results] Positive? Is he going to be okay?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: If he isn't, he answers to *me*!