Sasha Alexander credited as playing...
Caitlin Todd
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: How many numbers did he dial?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Six.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: One more and bada-bing-bada-boom.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Lucky he wasn't phony savy.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Savy enough to wire three phones to the same number.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah. What if he used speed dial?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Quoting a memo] All agents, not working active cases, are to attend a sexual harassment lecture at the NCIS Human Resource Center at 0930 hours, today.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I can not sit through another one of those, I will shoot myself.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You mean they actually train you guys how to harass?
- [Gets a dirty look from Gibbs]
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Hey, I'm kidding, except for Tony.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: The last time, Kate, I was only trying to get my seat belt on.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Right! Seat Belt.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: He could be a power company employee doing his job.
- [the suspect picks up his weapon and starts shooting at them]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No! I don't think so!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Do we look like sexists?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Ask me who's buried in Grant's tomb, it's a tougher question.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: I did work for the Secret Service. We tend to get all hot and bothered over large sums of hundred dollar bills.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Is that what does it for you?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: What does it for me, Tony, is a mystery that you will never solve.