David McCallum credited as playing...
Donald Mallard
- Dr. Donald Mallard: What do we got Gibbs?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Commander's wallet with the Sergeant's prints.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: [Very upset] You removed a wallet from a body without gloves!
- Sergeant Linn: I had to get the vic's name.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: He's not a vic! He's a victim! Where did you learn crime scene procedure? Watching Kojak reruns?
- Dr. Donald Mallard: The South Pacific has a number of different refreshments. I remember one, where was it, New Guinea or Timor? Whatever the case, the natives had this delightfully refreshing drink. It wasn't until years later I discovered it was made from a mixture of rum punch and water buffalo urine. They'd never seen a white man and my life was in jeopardy until I cured the chief's wife of a terrible yeast condition.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Haven't heard you this pissed since you shoved that French flic off a cliff, Duck.
- Gerald Jackson: Wait, you shoved a French cop over a cliff?
- Dr. Donald Mallard: There was a lake below.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: 60 feet below.