Sean Murray: Timothy McGee

See No Evil

Timothy McGee

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: McGee, can't you tell when someone's kidding with you?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: I used to and then I met you guys.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: McGee, can't you tell when somebody's kidding with you?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: I used to, and then I met you guys.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: If you want to work with Gibbs, then you're going to have to get over that. Trust me, I know.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Damn, McGee! Why are you still here?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: [stammering] Uh, the, the, the contractors, they won't wire the network until the air conditioning's fixed. It, it's a union thing. So...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: So-o-o-o... you decided it's more important for an NCIS Special Agent to crawl around, all day, by yourself?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [standing behind Gibbs] Man asked you a question.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: [stammering] Why, uh, no, I just, I wanted it fixed before I returned to Norfolk.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah. You have any idea where thinking like this is gonna lead you?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah, do you, McGee?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Promotion. You need any help, you ask Tony here. Looks like he could use a workout.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Uh, it... it... it's not that difficult. So I, uh, I guess I could do it myself.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Good answer.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Don't let him intimidate you, McGee. That's my job today.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: McGee, where are you going?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Uh, Norfolk.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Well, I got some good new, and some bad news for you. - You've just been promoted
[holds up envelope with McGee's promotion]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: to a full time field agent.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Really? That's incredible! What's...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You belong to *me* now!

Special Agent Timothy McGee: What the hell is it?
Abby Sciuto: Probably just some leftover bodily fluids.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Oh, is that all, it's disgusting.
Donald Mallard: If you want to be a full time field agent Timothy, you are going to have to get used to sights like that.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Is this a common occurrence Ducky, dismembered bodies in barrels of alcohol?
Donald Mallard: Now that you mention it, I did have a great uncle who drowned in a vat of alcohol.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Donald Mallard: Of course, he reportedly climbed out three times to go to the bathroom.