Sean Murray credited as playing...
Timothy McGee
- [after Ziva finds out that Gibbs didn't know that she had been assigned to his team]
- Officer Ziva David: [downhearted] I stand corrected. I guess he didn't know. I feel like a donkey's butt.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [puzzled] "A donkey's butt?"
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I think she means horse's ass.
- Officer Ziva David: Yes, that too.
- [McGee walks in on Abby just as she is finishing changing her clothes]
- Abby Sciuto: See something you like, McGee?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: No!
- [She gives him a look]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I mean, yes.
- Abby Sciuto: Better.
- Officer Ziva David: [to Tony] You might want to do something about your hair. It's sticking up like a porcu-swine. Wrong word. Like a porcu-pig. The little animal with the little spikies, yes? The...
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Porcupine.
- Officer Ziva David: Porcupine! Thank you, Special Agent McGee.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Do you know how many people are killed by bears in America every year?
- Officer Ziva David: No, but I can't imagine it's a lot.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You'd be surprised.
- Officer Ziva David: McGee?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I think it's about 1.
- Officer Ziva David: A Marine, dressed as a Civil War soldier, shot by a musket and then buried alive in a one-hundred-and-forty-year-old antique iron casket... and you're telling me this *isn't* your strangest case?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Pretty much.
- [opening the murder victim's safe deposit box, that was last visited by a man claiming to be his brother]
- Officer Ziva David: Ooh... we need to talk to his brother.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Definitely.
- [a shot of the opened box reveals a severed, desiccated human hand clutching an old map]
- [reading a text message sent by the murder victim]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: "Only got half Oxbow not on his side Kearns don't let him get safety deposit box."
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That's it?
- Officer Ziva David: He was buried alive, Tony. What did you expect, a soliloquy?