Michael Weatherly credited as playing...
Anthony DiNozzo
- [after Ziva finds out that Gibbs didn't know that she had been assigned to his team]
- Officer Ziva David: [downhearted] I stand corrected. I guess he didn't know. I feel like a donkey's butt.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [puzzled] "A donkey's butt?"
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I think she means horse's ass.
- Officer Ziva David: Yes, that too.
- Officer Ziva David: "C.W.R.?"
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah. Civil War Reenactors. Guys who get together. dress up in period costumes, reenacting famous battles.
- Officer Ziva David: Why?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I've been asking my father that since I was 10 years old.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [at Manassas Battlefield] You know what my job was during these reenactments?
- Officer Ziva David: Little drummer boy?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ha-ha. No. I was the one who had to scurry around carrying a bucket so these guys could take a dump. They called me their "little poo boy."
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Whoa, not so fast!
- Officer Ziva David: I always drive fast. It's the best way to avoid possible ambushes and IEDs.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, you're in America now, so you really don't have to worry...
- [She swerves around another car]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: How 'bout this? Slow down or I'll puke on you!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Do you know how many people are killed by bears in America every year?
- Officer Ziva David: No, but I can't imagine it's a lot.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You'd be surprised.
- Officer Ziva David: McGee?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I think it's about 1.
- Officer Ziva David: A Marine, dressed as a Civil War soldier, shot by a musket and then buried alive in a one-hundred-and-forty-year-old antique iron casket... and you're telling me this *isn't* your strangest case?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Pretty much.
- [reading a text message sent by the murder victim]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: "Only got half Oxbow not on his side Kearns don't let him get safety deposit box."
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That's it?
- Officer Ziva David: He was buried alive, Tony. What did you expect, a soliloquy?