Mark Harmon credited as playing...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Gibbs? What did Ducky look like when he was younger?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [straight-faced] Illya Kuryakin.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [a particularly uncooperative mother of a suspect is blocking a doorway] I have the right to break down that door, and *anything* in my way.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [on being assigned continued protection detail at Ducky's house] Boss, I just spent the last six hours playing furniture mover to this slightly demented old lady and her pack of yapping hounds!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: They're not hounds, DiNozzo! They're corgis.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No, boss! *No, boss*! I'm on the verge, man! McGee?
- [Gibbs and McGee drive away]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Boss...? I'm going to go postal! I'm not kidding, I'm this close!
- [He turns and sees Mrs. Mallard's corgis lined up on the porch, staring at him]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [grins madly] Here's Tony!
- Abby Sciuto: Gibbs you scared me!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Come on Abs, you sleep in a casket dressed in a funeral gown.
- Abby Sciuto: I don't always wear the gown.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Too much information.