Mark Harmon credited as playing...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: The boys down at tech call her "Energizer Abby". She needs an assistant.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: She works her best alone. Something you should ask her about.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [striding into Abby's lab] What do you have, Abbs?
- Abby Sciuto: Um, a PhD in porn? I spent the last six hours searching through webcam files trying to find a lead and I have consumed more porn than Tony has in his entire lifetime.
- [pause]
- Abby Sciuto: 'K, maybe not, but I have watched a *lot* of smut.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You learn anything?
- Abby Sciuto: I'm not nearly as flexible as I should be.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [patented Gibbs stare] Anything about the case?
- Abby Sciuto: Right. I was getting to that.
- Donald Mallard: Often our greatest accomplishments come from our most trying moments.
- Jimmy Palmer: '97 NBA Finals. Jordan has food poisoning. Still hits the Jazz up for 40.
- Donald Mallard: I was thinking of something with a little more historical significance. The landings at Normandy, for example.
- Jimmy Palmer: Oh, D-Day.
- Donald Mallard: Yes. You know, the fighting went far beyond the beaches. Lasted for weeks. My uncle was there. Major Monte Mallard. Yes, fatigued and injured, he turned to his troops and said...
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: "The French wine in this particular region is terribly overrated."
- Donald Mallard: Anyone would think you'd heard that story before.