Pauley Perrette credited as playing...
Abby Sciuto
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [striding into Abby's lab] What do you have, Abbs?
- Abby Sciuto: Um, a PhD in porn? I spent the last six hours searching through webcam files trying to find a lead and I have consumed more porn than Tony has in his entire lifetime.
- [pause]
- Abby Sciuto: 'K, maybe not, but I have watched a *lot* of smut.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You learn anything?
- Abby Sciuto: I'm not nearly as flexible as I should be.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [patented Gibbs stare] Anything about the case?
- Abby Sciuto: Right. I was getting to that.
- Charles 'Chip' Sterling: Ms. Sciuto?
- Abby Sciuto: [taken by surprise] Whoa! That was quieter than Gibbs!