David McCallum credited as playing...
Donald Mallard
- Donald Mallard: Often our greatest accomplishments come from our most trying moments.
- Jimmy Palmer: '97 NBA Finals. Jordan has food poisoning. Still hits the Jazz up for 40.
- Donald Mallard: I was thinking of something with a little more historical significance. The landings at Normandy, for example.
- Jimmy Palmer: Oh, D-Day.
- Donald Mallard: Yes. You know, the fighting went far beyond the beaches. Lasted for weeks. My uncle was there. Major Monte Mallard. Yes, fatigued and injured, he turned to his troops and said...
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: "The French wine in this particular region is terribly overrated."
- Donald Mallard: Anyone would think you'd heard that story before.