Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Leroy Jethro Gibbs

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You get Fornell in here.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: How much should I tell him?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Tell him, he's about to make the second biggest mistake of his life.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [Kate walks in] What?
[Fornell, DiNozzo, Todd walk into MTAC]
FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: My second biggest mistake, Jethro. That's very dramatic. What was my first?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: When you married my second wife.
FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: You should have warned me!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I*did*!
FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: [to DiNozzo and Todd] In my defense, I thought he was exaggerating... He wasn't.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We've been calling you for the last *hour*, Boss.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Well, yeah. My ringer thing got turned off.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You're never gonna believe whose back in town.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Ari.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Maybe you will.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Fornell said that he's - he's here to...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Kill me. Yeah, I know. I just had coffee with him.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: So what happened?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: He tried to kill me.
[looks up at both of them with a "duh" expression]

[Tony returns from sick leave a week early, and finds Kate and McGee ignoring him]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Maybe I *did* die.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Feel that?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Feel what?
[Gibbs slaps Tony's head]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ow!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [smirking] You're still alive. Welcome back, DiNozzo.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Boss! State cops ran the Mustang's plates. It's a rental car out of Dulles Airport. I got call into this...
[DiNozzo loses a step and tumbles down the hill, landing face down]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ow.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Are you OK?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I'm just trying to catch my breath.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You should have taken that extra week off, DiNozzo. Help him up, Kate. I'm gonna see what's keeping Ducky.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Did that hurt?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [strained] Yup.
[Todd snaps an unflattering photo of DiNozzo on the ground]
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Good.
[DiNozzo reaches for help as Todd walks away]

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I'm taking him down!
FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Not this time. The FBI can handle it.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: The civilians in the coffee shop that he tried to blow up today, would disagree with you, Tobias.
FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Look if it was up to me. I'd put a bullet through his forhead! It's not. You're sitting this one out!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You gonna try to stop me?
FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: No. Not me, Jethro.

Ari Haswari: [after telling Gibbs he's on a mission to kill him] What would you do in my place?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Kill myself.
Ari Haswari: [laughing] Sorry I think not. It's the one part of my religion that I subscribe to.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Go home. It's late.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Gibbs I don't think we're going to be going home!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I'm staying here. I do not need an army of agents staying up all night watching me build a boat.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You won't leave the building?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: If I do, I'll call you. Go. Go home. Get some sleep. First thing tomorrow we're gonna check out Danbourne Avionics find out what the FBI missed... GO!

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Protection detail's over, Kate.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You did good.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: For once, Dinozzo's right.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [stands up] Wow, I thought I'd die before I ever got a...
[gunshot is fired hits Todd in the head and she falls to the ground dead. Blood sprays on DiNozzo and Gibbs]
Ari Haswari: [on distant rooftop, coldly] Sorry, Caitlin.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [his gun drawn, looking around in horror] Ari.

FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Are you sure about this?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: As sure as when I told you she would clean out your bank account when she left.