Sean Murray credited as playing...
Timothy McGee
- Abby Sciuto: Is there anything you cannot find?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Yeah. A way to shut up DiNozzo.
- [last lines]
- Timothy McGee: [to Gibbs] Uh, by the way, there's something that Tony and Kate have been meaning to ask you.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: McGee! You never, never interrupt an interrogation. Understand?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [nervously] Uhh... uh yes, sir. I just... i thought-I thought... uhh
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: To have a 'thought,' McGee, you gotta be thinkin'. Were you thinking before you interrupted that interrogation?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Uhh... I-I-I... I think so, sir?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Tony pretending to be Tommy Lee] Ladies and gentlemen, I want a hard target search of every residence, gas station, farmhouse, henhouse, doghouse, and outhouse in the area. You got that? Good! Now turn off those cameras and get out of the way.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Accent's still not right.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Damn!
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: It's too Arkansas, Tommy Lee's more Texas. You gotta think more untamed... in your face.
- Timothy McGee: You're enjoying this, aren't you?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Having fun at your expense? Yeah. Really a lot.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You think he swam?
- Timothy McGee: Who?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Leavenworth's in Kansas, the truck's from Missouri. Little thing called the Mississippi between the two.
- Timothy McGee: Well, actually there's a little thing called two hundred miles between Leavenworth and the Mississippi. Try the Missouri.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ah, same thing. Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.