Mark Harmon credited as playing...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- Timothy McGee: [whispering to Tony in the hotel room] If you whisper it should be okay.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [from headquarters with Jenny] Comfortable, DiNozzo?
- Tony DiNozzo: Well, yeah. Workin' on it. Why do you ask?
- Jenny Shepard: We're looking at you Agent DiNozzo. *All* of you.
- Tony DiNozzo: [embarassed] Uh, sorry.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: DiNozzo! What the hell are you going? You're *married* assassins, you're not visiting the Playboy mansion.
- Tony DiNozzo: It was kind of Ziva's idea, boss.
- [after the elevator doors close]
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Well, we really screwed this one up.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Oh, you think, Tobias?
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: The question now is, how do we fix this without our directors getting into a world-class pissing match?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Joint op?
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Who takes lead?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: My team's already in place.
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: You find out who hired them?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: We're working on that.
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: I'm gonna need more than that for my tap dance at the Hoover Building, Jethro.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Give us 24 hours, then we'll flip.
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: FBI gets operational control?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, and credit for the collar.
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Agreed. The directors get to save face and we...
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Get the job done.
- [Gibbs pushes the button to return the elevator to the squadroom]
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: And people say we're bastards?
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Only because they know us.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You're not the only one around here who knows how to play politics.
- Jenny Shepard: [slight chuckle] You're not serious. Your idea of politics usually involves some form of physical violence.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Well you know what they say, Jen. Can't make an omelet unless you break a few eggs.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You're damn lucky we didn't blow these two away!
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Which wouldn't have happened if you hadn't strayed into our jurisdiction!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Conference room, now!
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: So eager to play with the big boys.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Big boys, my ass!
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: And people say we're bastards?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Only because they know us.