Sean Murray credited as playing...
Timothy McGee
- [DiNozzo is telling McGee about the movie "Invaders from Mars."]
- Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo: Aliens landed in a field just like this one. They took over the locals' minds, leaving a little red "x" on the backs of their necks.
- Agent Timothy McGee: Sounds lame.
- Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo: Oh, no! Scariest movie I ever saw. Especially when this kid tries to tell his mom and dad what's going on. Camera slowly comes around, reveals x's on the back of Mom and Dad's necks. Whew! I was scared of my parents for years after that.
- Agent Timothy McGee: I'm sure the feeling was mutual.
- Logan Clay: [after Gibbs stares him down] Bet his bark's worse than his bite, huh?
- Agent Timothy McGee: Uh, the bite's actually much worse.
- [first lines]
- Agent Caitlin Todd: [Tony is clipping his finger-nails at his desk when Kate walks in] Most people tend to their personal hygiene at home.
- Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo: This bothers you?
- Agent Caitlin Todd: No, what bothers me is that it doesn't bother me anymore.
- Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo: I'm an acquired taste.
- Agent Timothy McGee: Actually, it's more like the Stockholm Syndrome. The emotional attachment to a captor formed by a hostage as a result of continuous stress and a need to cooperate for survival.
- Agent Timothy McGee: [offended at a trick DiNozzo has pulled on him] How long am I going to be the butt of your practical jokes, snide innuendos, and juvenile putdowns?
- Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo: I will always outrank you, Probie.