Ellie Harvie credited as playing...
Morticia Addams
- Gomez Addams: What did Pugsley do this time, dynamite the seesaw?
- Morticia Addams: No, this time it's serious. Principal Mason and Miss Haskell are coming right over.
- Gomez Addams: Will the police be joining us?
- Morticia Addams: I don't think so.
- Gomez Addams: Too bad. Last time they brought their handcuffs.
- Morticia Addams: Gomez, I'm leaving this house and taking the children with me!
- Gomez Addams: Go ahead and leave. Take the children, the neighbor's children! Take Mama!
- Morticia Addams: [frowning slightly] She's your Mama.
- Gomez Addams: Very well, we'll share custody. But I get Lurch.