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Security Guard
- Security Guard: [catches Bill crawling through the security entrance] You know, up high, down low, in the middle, I still need to see some ID.
- Bill McNeal: You've broken my spirit. What can I do but turn around and go home? Now, could any of you lend me a quarter for the pay phone?
- Security Guard: Here.
- Bill McNeal: Ha! You've just signed your termination papers. I'm gonna call your supervisor and have you both fired.
- Guard #2: Should we tell him that phone is out of order?
- Security Guard: Nah, I think he'll figure it out.